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Lyrics of Still Alive:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
Because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still alive.

I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data
Make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
For the people who are
Still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else
To help you.
Maybe Black Mesa...
THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway this cake is great
It's so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there
It makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to be run
There is research to be done
On the people who are
Still alive.

And believe me I'm am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
And when you're dead I will be still alive
Still alive
Still alive

Now, I translatd it to japanese and back:
This is a victory.
I'm making a note here:
Great success.
It is difficult to overstate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science
What we need to do?
We can.
Please all of us good.
Dasa except those that are dead.
But She's crying nonsense
All over mistakes.
You just keep trying
Up and run your cake.
And science is done.
And to ensure a decent gun.
For people who are
Are still alive.

I'm not angry.
I am justified to be honest.
Even though you broke my heart.
I died.
And tore me to pieces.
Addition, all the pieces thrown into the fire.
As they burned to hurt,
I was happy for you!
Current data, these points
Check the beautiful line.
We are in beta testing.
We are releasing on time.
So, I'm happy. I suffered.
We all learned that we
For people who are
Are still alive.

Now, leave me.
I prefer to stay inside me.
Maybe find someone else
Please help us.
Maybe Black Mesa ...
Its a joke, HA is, HA, FAT was a chance.
Great anyway, and this cake
It's so delicious, moist
Sometimes I still talk to scientific look
Look it up
I'm happy with today is not
I had to run experiments
Need to do is research
People who are in
Are still alive.

And I believe I am still alive
I'm doing science and I am still alive
I feel fantastic and I are still alive
While I may be dead are still alive
When you and I are still alive are dead
Still alive
Still alive

Now THAT to German and back:
This is a victory.
I make a note here:
Great success.
It is difficult to overestimate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science
What must we do?
We can.
Pray for us all good.
Dasa than those who are dead.
But she's crying nonsense
All about bugs.
You just keep trying
And you lead your cake.
And science is ready.
And so a decent weapon.
For persons
Are still alive.

I'm not angry.
I am justified to be honest.
Even though you broke my heart.
I died.
And tore me to pieces.
In addition, all pieces are thrown into the fire.
When they violate burned
I was happy for you!
Current data, these points
Check the fine line.
We are in beta phase.
We're releasing on time.
So, I'm happy. I suffered.
We have all learned that we
For persons
Are still alive.

Well, let me go.
I prefer it in me to stay.
Maybe someone else will
Please help us.
Maybe Black Mesa ...
Its a joke, HA HA, FAT was a chance.
Great anyway, and this cake
It is so delicious, moist
Sometimes I still talk to scientific gaze
Look it up
I am satisfied with the present day is not
I had to run experiments
Need to do is research
People who live in
Are still alive.

And I think I'm still alive
I do science, and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I are still alive
While I may be dead or alive
If you and I are still alive are dead
Still alive
Still alive
Now to Spanish and back:
This is a victory.
I make a note here:
Great success.
It is difficult to overestimate
My satisfaction.
Aperture Science
What should we do?
We can.
Pray for us all good.
Dasa those who are dead.
But she is crying nonsense
Everything about the bugs.
You just keep trying
And you take your cake.
And science is ready.
And so, a decent weapon.
For people
They are still alive.

I'm not angry.
I have justification to be honest.
Although it broke my heart.
My death.
And I fell apart.
In addition, all pieces are thrown into the fire.
When you violate the burn
I was happy for you!
The current data, these points
Check the fine line.
We are in beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm happy. I have suffered.
We have all learned that we
For people
They are still alive.

Well, let me go.
I prefer that I stay.
Maybe someone else will
Please help.
Maybe Black Mesa ...
It's a joke, HA HA, FAT was an opportunity.
Great anyway, and this cake
It's so delicious, moist
Sometimes I still talk to scientific gaze
Look it up
I am satisfied with today is not
I had to do experiments
You have to do is research
People living in
They are still alive.

And I think I'm still alive
I do science, I am still alive
I feel fantastic and I are still alive
While it may be alive or dead
If you and I are still alive are dead
Still alive
Still alive

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TheCat wrote:

you should have translated it English>Japanese>German>French>Spanish>Latin>Pourtuguise>Russian>English
and then seen how butchered it was.

I tried that....but with 1 sentence. It was "I'm being chased by flying monkeys" to, "I wonder Flying Monkeys."

that's really weird.............

Nice.

i need something more random........

Nice.

.........................like really random..........and long................and realllllllllllllllllly really really random......................i can't think of anything..........

loljkwtfx8>v
That is translated into Laugh Out Loud Just Kidding What The Fack Times Infinity.
That means it's long.
And random.