chuck norris

when the booegyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for chuck norris

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch he decides what the time is

If there was a fight between Batman and Darthvader Chuck Norris would win

chucknorrisfacts.com
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Iron Man based his suit on Chuck Norris.
In the end, it was unable to match even 0.0001% of his power.

Survivor used to be a show where people were sent to an island with Chuck Norris on it.
No one survived and no one could get the film.

There was once a tank named Norris Tank after chuck norris but he decided it wasnt tough enough to be named after him
the army got scared and decided to change the name and decided to name a tank worthy enough of chuck norris' name after him

chuck norris doesnt play the lottery it doesnt have enough balls

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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

the cat: whaaaatttttt???
the admin: Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

Some1 once told CN that roundhouse kicking isn't the best way to kill some1.
Historians remark this day as "The Biggest Mistake Made in History."

chuck norris once went skydiving he promised not to do it again one grand canyon is enough

CN can divide by 0.

chuck norris once counted to infinity twice

CN just made you make a topic on my site today.

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To lazy to think of something because I'm about to watch Heroes.

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My dad's watching the Superbowl.
Friendboy sounds awkward.

Chuck Norris once swallowed a cake whole before his "friends" could tell him there was a stripper in it.