April Fools Joke: Shutting Down Several Things

Sorry guys, I have to shut down "There Is No Free Will." Why, you ask? My dad. He told me that sharing with "outsiders" is stupid. He told me to stop trying to make others happy, because I always fail. He said to isolate myself. So, I guess I'll be on the site a lot less, though I'm allowed to do stuff outside the site, due to my dad and his nonsense logic. Hyperbole? No. My dad is a tyrant. Also, I won't be able to give any Christmas presents conspicuously, so they will be homemade, for those of you that are to receive presents from me. Homemade and compact. Too big and he gets suspicious. I'm so sorry that everything I'm going to give will be crappy. I think I've come to realize why I fail at making people happy with my presents. He always ruins it in some way. But, oh well, one of the presents are for him, and if that teddy bear ends up a time bomb...well, my fingers slipped. Wouldn't have happened if we bought one so I wouldn't start with scratch.

LATE APRIL FOOLS!