COUNT TO A MILLION!

My cousin is very stubborn. Once he teaches himself something, he assumes he taught himself correctly and doesn't even bother to check with anybody else. HOW DO YOU TEACH YOURSELF, WITH NO OTHER MATERIALS, NOT EVEN THE WORD ITSELF, HOW TO SPELL!? I correct his spelling and he calls me stupid. FaJEsusamon. I wanna throw myself off the Empire State Building while holding a 1-minute supply of rocks with a parachute and a back-up parachute, while there's a car on fire below me, and dominoes all over the city that will demolish the Empire State Building and rebuild it automatically with different materials.