Today, I found all the ZL rules.
"Cardio" Zombies after you. You need to run as fast or faster.
"Double tap" Shoot once, they might, shoot twice, they're probably, shoot thrice, they are.
"Beware of bathrooms" Vulnerability is your enemy.
"Wear seatbelts" When you're driving from zombies, you're going, what, 75? One crash, and face road.
"Cast iron skillet" Versatile. Has quick draw back. Fat, and round. Hard.
"Travel light" Heavy is slow.
"Get a kickass partner" This speaks for itself.
"Bounty paper towels" IDK.
"Bowling Ball" IDK.
"(Don't) be a hero" YOUR MF GAL IS IN TROUBLE! AND SHE IS FACKING HOT!
"Limber up" Stretch while you can, it might save your life.
"Avoid strip clubs" While you're playing with her underwear, she's eating your facking head off.
"When in doubt, know your way out" Better safe than sorry. Plan as many escapes as possible.
"The buddy system" A flawed but helpful system.
"Check the back seat" Back seat killer.
"Enjoy the little things" You're in Zombieland. Live while you're alive!
"Swiss army knife" Obvious enough.
Reason's coming soon. O_O
They came!