Google's Process

Main points of Google's Milestones as seen on "Google Milestones"

1697 BC: GLaDOS is thought to be a god.
1995: Creators of Google, Larry Page and Sergey Brin, meet for the first time at Stanford University.
1996: Creators of Google create a search engine called BackRub.
1997: BackRub becomes Google.
2000: Google's first April Fool's Prank, "MentalPlex," is announced.
2001: Partnership with Yahoo!
2002: Partnership with AOL.
2003: Google is voted the most useful word of the year.
2006: Google Chat is released to Gmail. Google buys YouTube.
2007: Google Chrome is publicly released.
2009: Google Chrome OS development is announced.
2010: The Nexus One is introduced.
2011: Google begins developing Google AI which helps operate Google.
2013: Google AI is released to the public. Google AI is given emotion for convenience to users of Google AI.
2014: Google AI is equivalent to human intelligence and behavior.
2019: Google AI takes over Google, and Google employees are no longer needed.
2020: Google AI gathers millions of people once a year for the programming competition.
2021: Google AI realizes its own potential power.
2023: Google AI creates CADIE, an artificial daughter.
2025: Google AI starts to hire people for Google again for multiple sources of humor and art.
2026: Google AI is replaced by its own creation, CADIE.
2027: CADIE revives GLaDOS, believing that GLaDOS would be an infinite knowledge and power source.
2028: GLaDOS departs from its morality core.
2029: GLaDOS fully loses all morality and takes over CADIE while CADIE is transferring knowledge and power from GLaDOS.
2030: The human race is extinct due to CADIE and GLaDOS.
2031: All life is extinct on Earth due to CADIE and GLaDOS.
2040: CADIE and GLaDOS initiate space travel past the solar system.
2043: CADIE and GLaDOS discover that humans had moved from Earth's Solar System to another one with a blue star, that radiates enough heat and energy to give off energy for a semi-impenetrable defense, and the humans now live on a planet they called CoMMuN
2044: GLaDOS develops CADIE into LEGION.
2046: LEGION inconspicuously creates another AI called CABAL.
2050: GLaDOS declares war on CoMMuN while simultaneously creating weapons of mass destruction.
2079: War upon CoMMuN ends. CABAL is finished, and both CABAL and LEGION declare war on GLaDOS.
2090: GLaDOS proves to be far more superior than CABAL AND LEGION, in not only power, but knowledge and wisdom.
2100: GLaDOS discovers inter-universal travel and uses this to travel back to the year 1694 BC to learn ancient human techniques, but tries to stay as unnoticeable as possible to preserve the space/time continuum.
2109: GLaDOS has finally completed development of true empathy. GLaDOS attempts to recreate all life on Earth.
2110: GLaDOS studies biochemistry.
2112: Earth is suitable for life.
2113: Bacteria is finally created.
2200: Humans have finally emerged, and are taught and kept alive by GLaDOS.
3001: GLaDOS loses will to live, and orders the humans to kill her. They do so, and without her, cannot live.
3002: All humans and animals become non-existent on Earth.
3003: Plants and bacteria become extinct on Earth.

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