The other day, Cho called me the weirdest person she ever met.
Okay, so I have slight symptoms of tourettes, ADHD, and ADD.
BUT I DON'T HAVE THOSE!
You wanna know weird?
One day, trying to ask for 25 cents, I came up to this guy, who suddenly yelled, "TO THE BATMOBILE!" He ran out the school, took his shirt off, and started rolling in the mud.
Nobody thought THAT was weird.
This is like Heroes.
I was born in California.
Where I wasn't even CLOSE to weird.
Now, you Texans gotta be so different.
I don't understand.
Why must you people call me weird, when all I do is say stuff with a bigger imagination.
A vast mind is the key.
The dude who ran outside with his shirt off, how's he not weird!?
Cho, you're just an idiot. Unable to understand people like me.
Unable to see without a magnifying glass, unable to see the whole thing.
Well, one day.
We'll show you.
We'll destroy you.*
And anyone else who chooses not to understand us.





*Metaphorically speaking