Today, I fell over a chair. And it hurt. And it's all that one guy's fault. It started off as an accident. He bumped into me, I fell over chair. Ouch. I almost cried. I didn't recall anyone saying sorry, so I asked for an apology at lunch. This was the apology I got: "I'm.......sorry?" The jerk. That ticked me off. Now I'm mad at that person. And when ever someone asks about it, I sorta start to choke up. I can't talk about it. My eyes threaten to get watery. I'll get over it eventually.
I missed the WHOLE conversation, had to read it, missed the first episode of Smallville AJ. Now, I also have to correct my cat. It's not rape. It's just sex. She doesn't mind. Plus, she's not surprised since you warned her. Now, she might be surprised and less resigned if you do it anally... Also, if you were a bloody pervert, you wouldn't HAVE porn files. You'd be too busy to try to get a laptop/desktop/internet. You'd find the hottest girl in school or something, have a few accidents with her. Then, make her insecure by saying freaky things that have to do with her. This may take from 2-3 days of stalking. Like if her cat died, you'll say: "Your cat's not the only one I'm killing. Watch your back." Then, she'll be so paranoid, she won't bother to look in the most obvious places for you to hide. Then, you watch her shower. After a while. You yell out, "YEAH BABY!" She'll freak out, you rape her, kill her, and make sure you leave NO evidence. THAT'S how you rape like a perv.
Of course I'd know how. And murder? I didn't say murder. Also, I never said you didn't think she's hot. She has intimidating eyebrows. They scare the fack outta me. THAT'S her self-defense. My self-defense is my ability to blend in. People ask me why I'm so ordinary. (No, not rly)
You're the most popular girl on the site. Now, in movies, one guy falls for the nerd, romance romance blah. But, everyone else tries to get the popular girl to get popular. So, we try to get more associated with you.
by thisisnotme Tue Jun 07, 2011 3:44 pm
