Quote of the day(s)

violence won't solve thing, it will make it harder to solve though

Remember that you are unique, just like everybody else.
(From memory, correct if worded differently)

Also, this is in the wrong category. I'm moving it.

it' called quote of the DAY(S) please kindly wait until tommorow to post any new quotes.

Sincerley [M]y own worst
[E]nemy

Today there are 2 QODs (quote of the day) since it is an especially depressing Monday

“The following statement is true: The previous statement is false.”
Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish.

Well, we'll have separate quote of the days.
"War is not nice." Barbara Bush.

Lady Astor: "If I were married to you, I'd put poison in your coffee."

Reply: "If I were married to you, I'd drink it."

-Winston Churchill to Lady Astor

(3rd Quote cince I'm very depressed because i burned my finger)

"Your mother!" -Your Father.

!?!?!?!?!

"This is gonna end." -Captain Obvious.
"What's going to end?" -Captain Oblivious.
"The quote." -Captain Obvious.
"What quote?" -Captain Oblivious.
"SHUT UP, YOU OBVLIVIOUS MORON!" -Mr. FU.
"Who's oblivious?" -Captain Oblivious.
"Well, you ARE Captain Oblivious." -Captain Obvious.
"Who's Captain Oblivious? I am!?" -Captain Oblivious.
"NO SHI-" -Mr. FU.

Today's quote of the day is - I don’t follow my dreams…I ask them where they are going and find them later!


Post more or else I can't or I'll be forced to start a new topic every 2 days!!!

I just had to fix it a little, that's all
Today's real QODs are---"STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand." and
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, I snapped a tooth eating it so i had to see a dentist instead."

"THEY CAN STEAL OUR LUNCH MONEY, BUT THEY CAN NEVER STEAL OUT FREEDOM!" -Dramatic Nerd Skit off of Comedy Central

Please post o QOD everyday that you can thanks

Today's QODs are brought to you by the US national debt which you can see on my avatar is over 7 trillion dollars.
Everything is the same… only different. Smell the color nine. Don’t look at me in that tone of voice!
and
-Just because I’m stupid doesn’t mean I’m dumb!

"OH MAN, OH MAN, YOU'RE DEAD! You're DEAD! Shank is gonna CUT you, Shank's gonna SLIT your throat! Shank's gonna suck your eyeballs out of their sockets with a straw, Shank's gonna-" Psycho on arrival before getting Shanked by Mr. Shank.

today's QOD is - "Lisa : You must drive this stake right through his heart.
Homer : Take that vile FIEND!
[Homer plunges stake into body, repeatedly hammering]
Lisa : Ah ... Dad, that's his crotch.
Homer : Ho Ho Ho, Sorry!"

2nd QODis "Homer : No! You can't shoot me! I'm not Krusty! I'm Homer Simpson!
Mobster : The same Homer Simpson that drove through the wall of our nightclub?
Homer : Uh, I mean, my real name is Barney Grumble.
Mobster : The same Barney Grumble that keeps taking pictures of my sister?
Homer : Uh, actually, I'm, think Krusty think, Joe Vallachi!
Mobster : The same Joe Vallachi who squealed to the Senate Committee on organized crime?
Homer : Benedict Arnold!
Mobster : The same Benedict Arnold who planned to surrender West Point to the British?
Homer : D'OH!"
-Homer Simpson being prosecuteded by mobsters.

"Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is, "What is never the answer?"" -Cleveland Brown

The quotes of the day for saturday are-
You’re playing stupid again..
Looks like you’re winning too.
and
If you ever decide to leave me, I’m going with you.

For sunday they are-
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I just made your horn louder.
and
If you’re one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

Ugh, that second one was gonna be mine. Okay, I had another good one...um...
"When you're courting a girl, an hour seems like a second. When you're sitting on a hot stove, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
AND!
"A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future."
And finally, the same man's quote, possibly his most famous, and I should know for he is my hero: "E=MC^2."
Guess who this amazing man is.

He was also the man that said
" He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once."

Would you like to be in a marchin band? This has almost nothing to do with this, those who know they are not one of these people will automaticly point out others who this is directed to and those to whom this is directed will assume that is does not mean them.

He was a pacifist. ^_^

Today's QODs are-
silence is golden.
duct tape is silver.
and
i am busy right now, can i ignore you some other time?