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Dr. Spencer Reid conversations!

(Dr. Reid and Agent Morgan discussing a schizophrenic killer situation about removing a "microchip")
Derek Morgan: And remember, play into the guy's fantasy, believe it yourself.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, did you know that dentists and surgeons have been secretly recruited to implant these during otherwise normal medical procedures? This has been happening on and off since the late 1930s.
[Morgan looks at him]
Dr. Spencer Reid: Told me to believe.

(Dr. Reid and Agent Greenaway after Reid saves Greenaway from the schizophrenic killer)
Elle Greenaway: Um, Reid, you probably saved my life in there.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life.
[he smiles]
Dr. Spencer Reid: And I'm pretty certain it was caught on tape.

(Dr. Reid and Agent Morgan discussing death ballads)
Dr. Spencer Reid: You should see what comes up when you type "death" into a search engine.
Derek Morgan: No wonder you can't find a date.

CONTINUED IN NEXT POST...

(Dr. Reid and Agent Morgan trying to find a killer)
Derek Morgan: I hate not having a plan. We're looking for a needle in a haystack.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, it's more like we're looking for a needle in a pile of needles.
Derek Morgan: What?
Dr. Spencer Reid: A needle would stand out in a haystack.

(Dr. Reid and Agent Greenaway discussing the death Ballad Reid knew)
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think it's weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle Greenaway: Reid, I don't know how you know half the stuff you know, but I'm glad you do.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle Greenaway: Have you ever asked anyone?
[Reid shifts his eyes]
Elle Greenaway: That's why you can't get a date.

(Dr. Reid and FBI student discussing Reid's intelligence after introduced by Hotch)
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: This is Special Agent Dr. Reid.
FBI Student: Oh, you look too young to have gone to medical school.
Dr. Spencer Reid: They are Ph.D.'s, three of them.
FBI Student: What, are you a genius or something?
Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't believe that intelligence can be accurately quantified, but I do have an IQ of 187, an eidetic memory, can read 20,000 words per minute.
[pause]
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes, I'm a genius.

(Dr. Reid and Agent Morgan discussing Agent Gideon leaving the room)
Derek Morgan: Reid, are you good with this? We've got a woman who's only got a few hours left to live, an incomplete profile and a Unit Chief on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
[Gideon comes in from behind him]
Jason Gideon: They don't call them nervous breakdowns anymore.
Dr. Spencer Reid: It's called a "Major Depressive Episode."
Derek Morgan: I know!

(Dr. Reid and Agent Morgan discussing what keeps Dr. Reid awake)
Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Derek Morgan: Right.

Here are 4 QODs for toady to get things restarted.
"Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.Now I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."
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"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film."
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"Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back."
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Now, on to the next Criminal Minds character: Aaron Hotchner!

[Agent Hotch, Dr. Reid, and John Blackwood discussing how observative they are]
Dr. Spencer Reid: I notice you don't carry a gun.
John Blackwolf: Twenty-one feet.
Dr. Spencer Reid: What?
John Blackwolf: Ask Agent Hotchner there. He's the real gun hand.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Why do you say that?
John Blackwolf: You carry two guns.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: The maximum distance an attacker with a knife can close in the time it takes to react, draw your sidearm and fire is twenty-one feet.
John Blackwolf: Inside twenty-one feet, I win. Outside twenty-one, I have other options besides shooting a man.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Like negotiating.
John Blackwolf: Like running.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Why do you say I carry two guns?
John Blackwolf: Your right instep footprint's heavier than your left. And since you don't appear to have a clubbed right foot...
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: You can't tell that from my footprints. There's no perceptible difference.
John Blackwolf: Your problem isn't with your prints. It's with your perception.
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: You know you sound like a fortune cookie?

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST!

[Agent Hotch ordering Agent Rossi and Dr. Reid to get on the jet]
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: You guys can catch up on the jet.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Oh yeah, that'd be great.
David Rossi: The jet?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: We have a jet now.
David Rossi: Are you serious?
Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Oh yeah, it comes in pretty handy.

Well! Enough of Hotch, time for Jason Gideon! And, some of Dr. Reid. He's pretty much always there when Gideon is.

[Agent Gideon making sure Greenaway is okay]
Jason Gideon: You're all right?
Elle Greenaway: Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
Jason Gideon: Elle?
Elle Greenaway: Yeah?
Jason Gideon: Don't ever call me "Dad" again.
[he walks away]
Elle Greenaway: How do you think he'd feel about Mom?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Let me know when you're going to do that so I can, uh, run.

[Agent Gideon complimenting Agent Hotch]
Gideon: Hey, Hotch. You're the best unit chief I know.
Hotchner: Jason, I'm the only unit chief you know.

QOD
Mike Tyson, who said: "You wrote that I was a recluse rapist. I'm not a recluse
and
Japanese businessman Hiroshi Asaji, when asked by Business Week about his ties to the Japanese underworld said, "I haven't done anything illegal - recently."

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Hi this is me I`m now in Miami and typing this on my DSi thanks to free airport wifi. I will do my best to respond on the ship and at the hotel that I'll be staying at for the next 2+ days bye for now.

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