Quote of the day(s)

Today's QODs are(these are my favorites) l:=)
If you’ve never met the devil in the road of life, its because you’re both heading in the same direction
(LOL) and
If had a dollar for every smart thing you said. I’d be poor.
lol again.

Remember the funniest jokes ever?
Do you want the competition version with Sherlock Holmes or the Monty Python version with Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaaldt gersput! (Yes, I memorize useless phrases like this)

Yes I remember.
Today's QODs are
I am Modest…………………………. and proud of it.
and

"You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

QOD-
☻"In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf."
and-
"Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother."

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Okay, the Monty Python one can be found on Youtube. Monty's Flying Circus: Wither Canada? in the sketch "The Funniest Joke in the World." (I believe)
"IT'S LIKE CHRISTMAS!" -Roland

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...WHAT THE IRRELEVANT!?

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"2+2 is...10! IN BASE 4! I'M FINE!"

Please kindly post all other unrelated replies (spam) on a different topic.

lol, you're late.
"Nobody wants to die."
"Nobody's perfect."
You see? The perfect are suicidal. So, what should I do to prove I'm perfect?

"When I gave food to the poor, they called me a saint.
When I asked why the poor had no food, they called me a communist."
and
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together."

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"Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" -Ernest Scribbler
Ah. I've learned that this is the only phrase I'll ever have to memorize in german. The rest, I may forget, but that won't happen.

Sincerest appologies for no quotes on Saturday and Sunday. All problems will be resloved shortly.

Saturday-"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
and
"If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough."


Sunday-"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation."
and
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Today's QODs are

"A good lawyer knows the law; a clever one takes the judge to lunch."
and
"An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be"

"The only thing we need to fear is fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
"Falcon Punch solves teen pregnancy."
"A rock tripped over Chuck Norris."
"A cockroach may be able to survive a nuclear bomb, but I have my foot."
"Let's face it, killing bugs has only led us to bad things. Now, when cannibalism was around..."
"Don't recycle. Falcon Punch solves all our problems."
"If you think there's too much air pollution, you should brush your teeth."
I don't know these quotes, I was kinda making them up as I went so I could have something to put as a QoD.

I'm sorry, no QODs for today. I'm sure you will understand when all is explained later.

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Today's QOD is

"I've been declared a CRACKPOT!?!?!?!?!?!"
-Me

"Am I insane, or is everyone who seems to not be?"
-My Hero
This quote sets me at ease very often.
ANYWAYS! I'm scared. Remember when Spencer Reid talked about that guy who was smarter than him? That's scary.

I should be at least also moderator of this forum as well or only this topic because I started it to give people a little motivation.

I don't know how to make people moderators of topics.